Maya kalmus
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Class Year: 2023
Pronouns: She/hers
Major: Economics
Class Year: 2023
Pronouns: She/hers
Major: Economics
Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to celebrate. So grab your kazoo. Maya is on our team, and she’s sicker than the flu (in a very good way).
The Space Needle? Pike Place? Pshhht - The REAL gem of Seattle answers to the name of Maya Kalmus, and she happens to be one of the newest Eclipse additions. Thank her frisbee-playin’ father for shaping the clay that was young Maya. This clay is now a full fledged kiln-fired pottery piece and a dominant force on the field with jaw-dropping hucks. Seriously, if you thought butter was smooth, you haven’t seen Maya handle. Outgoing and friendly, Maya is pumped to join our fris-fam because she really just “vibes with the vibe” here on eek. After those back to back “vibes,” I know what you’re thinking: yes, Maya is fluent in slang. Ask her about defo (translates to definitely for those of us who aren’t kool kids). Don’t be fooled by her friendly, sociable skills because there are a few things that really grate Maya’s cheese. First of all, “raisins belong in the trash.” Maya is anti-raisin folks, no elaboration needed. She also really does not enjoy when the lovely campus geese hiss at her, and by lovely, I mean the anti-christ in bird form. If you ever see Maya become the victim of an all-too-common goose-hissing incident, help restore her happiness with fruit by the foot or milkless honey nut cheerios (“cereal is better dry”...ok Maya) - but her addition to our team is FAR FROM DRY. We are thrilled to have the energetic presence of Maya Kalmus on and off the field - she’s a force to be reckoned with on the dance floor too.
The Space Needle? Pike Place? Pshhht - The REAL gem of Seattle answers to the name of Maya Kalmus, and she happens to be one of the newest Eclipse additions. Thank her frisbee-playin’ father for shaping the clay that was young Maya. This clay is now a full fledged kiln-fired pottery piece and a dominant force on the field with jaw-dropping hucks. Seriously, if you thought butter was smooth, you haven’t seen Maya handle. Outgoing and friendly, Maya is pumped to join our fris-fam because she really just “vibes with the vibe” here on eek. After those back to back “vibes,” I know what you’re thinking: yes, Maya is fluent in slang. Ask her about defo (translates to definitely for those of us who aren’t kool kids). Don’t be fooled by her friendly, sociable skills because there are a few things that really grate Maya’s cheese. First of all, “raisins belong in the trash.” Maya is anti-raisin folks, no elaboration needed. She also really does not enjoy when the lovely campus geese hiss at her, and by lovely, I mean the anti-christ in bird form. If you ever see Maya become the victim of an all-too-common goose-hissing incident, help restore her happiness with fruit by the foot or milkless honey nut cheerios (“cereal is better dry”...ok Maya) - but her addition to our team is FAR FROM DRY. We are thrilled to have the energetic presence of Maya Kalmus on and off the field - she’s a force to be reckoned with on the dance floor too.