Laura "Lob" Boyd
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Class Year: 2025
Pronouns: She/Her
Class Year: 2025
Pronouns: She/Her
Gather round, children, and let us tell you a story of the one they call, “Lob.” There is a team full of bright, young, and talented frisbee players. Yet, one shines brighter than the rest: she is stronger, faster, smarter, and taller than these peasants who worship her. Her speed and strength are due to immense training on her backyard water trampoline as a young pipsqueak in the great city of San Francisco. And children, when you see her grapple that disk, it is like watching the strength of 10,000 moons colliding into the sun, but we digress.
While she plays a physical game on the field, she wages an internal mental war. What is this war waged against, you ask? Well, none other than that beast, Chlamydia. Chlamydia has always had it out for Laura, as her cat permanently leeks this STD-ooze out of its eye. The tales of her great contributions to the Brandy-Hellville war will also surely find their way into history books.
Lob is a friend to all, and a foe to one: a little purse (and heart) snatching rascal. If you’re lucky enough to play frisbee with her, you know that she gives it her all. If you see her off the field (which is just so rare! #grinder #throwingeverydaychallenge), you will know she is kind, supportive, giggly, and a full-time freak. Children, if you meet Lob one day, tell her that you too want to become a resident midwest princess, and she might just show you the way.
Gather round, children, and let us tell you a story of the one they call, “Lob.” There is a team full of bright, young, and talented frisbee players. Yet, one shines brighter than the rest: she is stronger, faster, smarter, and taller than these peasants who worship her. Her speed and strength are due to immense training on her backyard water trampoline as a young pipsqueak in the great city of San Francisco. And children, when you see her grapple that disk, it is like watching the strength of 10,000 moons colliding into the sun, but we digress.
While she plays a physical game on the field, she wages an internal mental war. What is this war waged against, you ask? Well, none other than that beast, Chlamydia. Chlamydia has always had it out for Laura, as her cat permanently leeks this STD-ooze out of its eye. The tales of her great contributions to the Brandy-Hellville war will also surely find their way into history books.
Lob is a friend to all, and a foe to one: a little purse (and heart) snatching rascal. If you’re lucky enough to play frisbee with her, you know that she gives it her all. If you see her off the field (which is just so rare! #grinder #throwingeverydaychallenge), you will know she is kind, supportive, giggly, and a full-time freak. Children, if you meet Lob one day, tell her that you too want to become a resident midwest princess, and she might just show you the way.