Claire "goose" james
Hometown: The Big Red Spot, Jupiter
Class Year: 1999
Pronouns: Your Highness
Major: Striped Shirts
Class Year: 1999
Pronouns: Your Highness
Major: Striped Shirts
ATTENTION PEOPLE: Claire James has a middle name and it’s Rennie. Our brand new cutter/handler freshie is quote “72% sure” it’s a family name from some long forgotten dead person, but despite its fancy family origins, Claire had “beef” with her middle name for the larger part of her childhood. This was mostly due to the fact that she thought her middle name was “Runny” (as in runny nose)–but don’t worry, she’s since learned its correct spelling and is slowly learning to love it. Claire is not quite a meme-er (yet), but she does have a younger brother Hank (not to be confused with Grace “Hank” Hague who is not, in fact, her brother) with a fantastic taste in memes. She might be lacking an extensive meme knowledge, but this rookie is wisened beyond her years: when asked about her opinion on geese, Claire responded that they are, quote, “nothing more than flying sacks of worthlessness”. Fantastic answer, I couldn’t have said it better myself. Another fun fact: Claire’s dream lunch date would be with the love of her life, John Mulaney. (Another perfect answer, this gal is on a roll). In addition to satanic waterfowl, this Mulaney lovin’ girl has difficulty getting behind most conspiracy theories, although she does admit that "Tupac is probably definitely still alive". Claire’s favorite part about frisbee is the great people of the ~ultimate community~ and the spirited competition they bring to the game, plus this avid crafter of puns appreciates all she can do with the word “frisbee” (fris-bro, fris-beast, the list goes on). All in all… Eclipse is beyond ecstatic to have Claire Rennie James. Or Goose as she has come to be called. Either name, we know she’ll do big things.