Rowan "Row boat" Dong
Hometown: Los Angeles
Class Year: 2024
Pronouns: They/them
Class Year: 2024
Pronouns: They/them
Rowan "THE ROWBOAT" Jahn Dong comes to Eclipse from the far off kingdom known as Los Angeles, California but, if given the choice, would love to live in Japan because of the “good trains and good food.” What more do you need than that? Luckily for eek, Rowan does believe that frisbee is a sport or a completely reasonable invention, however, the same cannot be said about capitalism. This basketball convert “unfortunately know[s] a lot about the Harry Potter and Percy Jackson franchises” but we couldn’t be more excited to welcome the newest recruit to the Eclipse trivia group, who would also thrive in the astronomy category. Given this interest in astronomy they strongly feel that “astrology is BS” but do believe their spirit animal would be a raccoon because “God gave them hands to do crimes (like me).” Speaking of animals, Rowan is certain that if ants could speak, they would, for sure, be the most terrifying creature because “their coordination abilities would increase exponentially and they’d take over the world in a week, max.” Eclipse’s very own Deadpool believes that a message in a bottle is “by far” the best form of communication but “as that’s difficult to do in the middle of the continent” (Darn Minnesota!) they “suppose emails are most efficient.” If given the opportunity to travel back in time Rowan would choose the time where “space cowboy” is a career or “honestly a normal cowboy would be good too.” We are certain that Rowan will not only be the first real space cowboy in the universe but also an absolute defensive force and an amazing edition to Eclipse.