Pilar "red delicious" andruet
Hometown: Woodbury, Minnesota
Class Year: 2027
Pronouns: She/Her
Class Year: 2027
Pronouns: She/Her
You thought you knew a lot about apple varieties… until you met this rookie: Pilar (potentially: “Red Delicious” Andruet. Hailing from the far, far away, very distant land of Woodbury, Minnesota, she is unbeatable in the art of distinguishing apple types (and has been ever since she worked in the Target produce section last summer). While she hasn’t yet been endowed with an official Eclipse nickname, she’s been referred to as “Pills”, “Pili”, “Lil Trig”, and “Mama Trig” in the past. Though new to Carleton, she maintains that Burton is, in fact, the best dining hall, but only because the “dark and dingy lighting makes the food harder to see”. When asked what her dream ultimate jersey would look like she responded that ideally she’d have two uniforms, one for winter and one for summer. The winter one would be a complete body suit (wrapping all the way around our heads extending to gloves and socks--like frozone), and would be thermo regulated to keep her at the ideal temperature. The budget for the mega thermo tempo bodysuit would be pretty massive so she guesses the summer one would be made from some scraps of fabric left over from the mega bodysuit. We see Eclipse merch design is in her future… Last but not least, if given the opportunity to hold a celebrity hostage in her basement, she would go for Benjamin Franklin, stating that she “wants that constitutional convention gos”. Granted she doesn’t get arrested for abduction and high treason this year, we are so excited to see her grow as a player and freaking kill it on the field this year!