Molly "kachow" horstman olson
Hometown: St. Louis Park, Minnesota
Class Year: 2027
Pronouns: She/Her
Class Year: 2027
Pronouns: She/Her
Who the heck is Molly. This is the question we have all been asking since this exceedingly mysterious, very dangerous, and truly, terribly terrific freshman joined the team. This St. Louis Park girl really just loves Minnesota, and though she likes to “visit places” (um, where, Molly? Oh you won’t say? Okay…) you won’t find her living anywhere else but this magical land of lakes. If you happened to see Molly playing frisbee you’d probably faint from just how pretty her throws are, but her ultimate (get it) dream on the field is to teleport straight to where the disc would be. Oh, and to lay out. Molly’s cold (not hot) take on life is that “Ice Cream Is Amazing” (ICIA) which, tbh, is so relatable girl, but in a fantasy world, she would actually just be a traveling merchant, selling her wares, who would “spend the night” just about anywhere (wink, wink… “no Sasha, don’t write that!!” Sorry Molly). She would also be a forest fairy because hanging out in a tree all day is really fun. And guess what, there are even more things Molly would be! Like, if she was a dish (excluding her favorite throw, a Dishy), she would be “a half bowl, half plate- but small” and if she were a soup she’d be “some warm one” who’d be very happy that you could “eat her with a spoon!” But, one thing Molly would never be is someone who curses, and in fact, if you hear an “oh schist!!” on the field it was probably her. Can you tell she’s in intro geo this fall? No? When she’s not discovering new rock-themed curse words, she’s probably knitting and crocheting “random stuff” like a full length, personalized, beautiful dress (ECLIPSE IS A KNITTING TEAM) or enjoying her favorite time in the world: a Saturday morning. So who the heck is Molly? I don’t know if we’ll ever truly know, but we can say, we are more than thrilled to have this goofy, loving, kind, and absolutely spectacular player on Eclipse.
P.S! Please mark your calendars right now. Molly’s birthday is on March 15th. She’s a Pisces.
P.S! Please mark your calendars right now. Molly’s birthday is on March 15th. She’s a Pisces.