Maddy "Turbo" Brown
Hometown: Bainbridge Island, Washington
Class Year: 2026
Pronouns: She/Her
Class Year: 2026
Pronouns: She/Her
This rookie is ready to get down and dirty on the field! As long as she has her personal hand sanitizer with her at all times. Yup, that's right. This rookie is a full-time germaphobe. So, don't get too close with your grimy hands! This germaphobe’s name is Maddy Brown (She/Her), also known as Turbo, and she is from bamwrlinfnwahsinfton. Hard to read? We thought that too, but this is all our lovely Scooby jotted down in her notes. In all seriousness, she is from Bainbridge Island Washington, where she lives with her mom, dad, and no siblings. Because our dearest Maddy grew up without siblings, she spent her childhood playing with herself (acting as multiple characters) and playing a lottttt of restaurant manager. Don’t be fooled by her quiet front, for Maddy holds some secrets: she has a special connection to pine cones and if you're lucky, she just might make up a special word to describe the moment. Why, gigglybear hoohah! How could we forget that she is also an incredible private singer? If you listen closely, you might hear her humming a melodic tune about her disdain for pee speckles on toilet seats and people facetiming in public. On the field, Maddy thinks her long arms and taekwondo skills will help her. She thinks correct. You’ll see her sprint at 17.82 miles per hour, fly 15.21 feet off the ground, do the splits, and catch the disc in a forward roll. On the 4th anniversary of her 18th birthday (a.k.a. When Maddy is a senior), she hopes to have a “personal plan for life,” while also hoping to “not be as much of a perfectionist.” These are seemingly contradictory statements, but hey, Maddy’s personal plan for life (PPFL) isn’t finalized just yet. When the PPFL comes together, we are sure it will have many frisbee star moments, lots of giggles, a lifetime supply of hand sanitizer, and it will be centered on one delightfully kooky human being.
⚠️IMPORTANT NOTE⚠️: When asked about geese, Maddy said she likes them, but she is scared they will poop on her.
⚠️IMPORTANT NOTE⚠️: When asked about geese, Maddy said she likes them, but she is scared they will poop on her.