Liza "scooby" Swanson
Hometown: Mill Valley, CA
Class Year: 2025
Pronouns: She/Hers
Class Year: 2025
Pronouns: She/Hers
RUH ROH FOLKS - Liza Swanson, known by her street name “Scooby,” is a new member of the Eclipse gang, but don’t worry, the only thing we meddle with is our opponents plans for victory. Anything could happen when Scoob pulls up… maybe she’ll rant about milk or bust out into song for you. She claims her favorite is “Future Me Hates Me” by the Beths, but we alllll know it’s really The Christmas Song by the Grammy winning trio, Alvin and the Chipmunks. Ask her two dads and twin sister, they’ll tell you the truth about Liza’s chipmunk obsession. Scoob is straight outta the bay - an area you may know to be known for the big red bridge, but I bet you didn’t know this is also the city where Liza famously mastered her fine motor skills. That’s right. Using pure determination (and much physical therapy), Scoob can now go up AND down stairs with minimal difficulty *applause*. She may have been a late walker, but you’d never know it when she’s on the field cuttin like a samurai's blade, snaggin discs clean out of sight. Oh, and she's Cracker Barrel's #1 fan who hasn't actually been to a Cracker Barrel... your time will come Scoob, and you can eat all the dumplins you want.
We are super stoked to have Scoob on the team for two reasons. First, she’s always smiling and bringing her sunny energy and strong work ethic onto the field. Second, she hates geese. And so, the great legacy of despising these satanic waterfowl carries on. She hopes this doesn't ruin your day but would like you all to know that they do have teeth (gag). As a new addition to eclipse, Liza is looking forward to tournaments and learning to throw. I am confident that by the end of the term, Scoobs hucks will fly higher than those cursed geese… and maybe hit a few of the heinous creatures if we’re lucky.
We are super stoked to have Scoob on the team for two reasons. First, she’s always smiling and bringing her sunny energy and strong work ethic onto the field. Second, she hates geese. And so, the great legacy of despising these satanic waterfowl carries on. She hopes this doesn't ruin your day but would like you all to know that they do have teeth (gag). As a new addition to eclipse, Liza is looking forward to tournaments and learning to throw. I am confident that by the end of the term, Scoobs hucks will fly higher than those cursed geese… and maybe hit a few of the heinous creatures if we’re lucky.