Katharine Noakes '14
Katharine "Noakes" Noakes is a senior French major from San Fransisco. Noakes measures in at a towering 5' 10'', helping to raise the teams' average height to a standard 5' 4''. She will one day grow up to be mother of the year but is already Eek's favorite supplier of cupcakes, cookies and all things delicious. But don't let her sweet disposition off the field fool you; Noakes is a cutting fiend and has sported a black eye as a warning to the other teams not to mess with her. She has a mother and a father and a dog, Sam Noakes, who has miraculously developed language and typing skills and is friends with half the team on Facebook. If Noakes was a cooking utensil she would be all of them, except for the slap chop cause those things are weird.