Hazel Deharpporte
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Class Year: 2024
Pronouns: She/hers
Class Year: 2024
Pronouns: She/hers
Hailing from Minneapolis, MN, where the U of M has an apple breeding program, Hazel “Hiccup” DeHarpporte is one of our newest Eclipsers! Hazel, who can imitate Harry Potter like no one’s business, firmly believes that frisbees should be used as tiny rafts for her cats. This may seem ludicrous and a tenuous cat floating strategy at best, but Hiccup does love her cats. When the newest member of the class of 2024 was little, she was a serious athlete- hockey, soccer (of course) and….you guessed it: pole vaulting. She retired from those soaring heights, however, and nowadays she sticks to the humble sports of frisbee, rock climbing, white water canoeing, and Nordic skiing. That’s a lot of sports, Hiccup! In addition to her athletic prowess, Hazel is also very musical! You can catch her playing piano, guitar, or killing it onstage where she participates in a cappella. Don’t cross Hazel, because she will annihilate you with her knowledge of human anatomy (seriously, she knows them all after she “was bored and memorized every bone in the body”). Do you like ketchup? Hazel “Hiccup” DeHarpporte does not. She does not like ketchup, folks! Instead, she prefers mayonnaise, and has issued a statement saying “I will eat anything that should have ketchup on it with mayo instead”. Do you like beans? No? Well, don’t yuck other people’s yums because Hazel “love love loves” beans. As she explains, she will even snack on beans that have not been cooked or hydrated. “Dehydrated? Crunch on them like chips”. Noted, Hazel. We’ll leave the raw beans to you and see you on the frisbee field!