Coleen "leen" milligan
Hometown: Atlantis, Atlantic Ocean
Class Year: Glub glub
Pronouns: Mermaid
Major: flippy floppin my fins
Class Year: Glub glub
Pronouns: Mermaid
Major: flippy floppin my fins
All You Need To Know About Colleen Milligan:
She once ran against a fellow Eclipser in high school, claiming to be a “Madison East High Purgolder.” Whatever a Purgolder is, she keeps that a secret. She once ran into a lilac tree because she loves smelling their colorful flowers so much her nose could not resist. But most importantly, she ran into Eclipse, her sophomore year, after she decided that running in spikes was too smelly. Now she runs to catch disks, and claims that Ultimate Frisbee is also a “sport.” Her name? Colleenie Beatrice Weenie. This is also how she signs off her emails, which, needless to say, will get her very far in professional life. As a professional cutter for Eclipse, she is very courteous to never eat with her feet, as her socks are very precious and she needs to keep her feet in pristine condition to make speedy runs deep. Thank you Colleenie Weenie. Her favorite tanning location is on top of the Chapel, though, if we’re being honest, she would much rather become a palm tree next to the ocean and hand out coconuts to the good people that visit there. Ms. Weenie is very lovely and surely making her great-grandmother, Carola, very proud.