Alyssa "spam" alvarez
Hometown: Ewa Beach, Hawai'i
Class Year: 2026
Pronouns: She/Her
Class Year: 2026
Pronouns: She/Her
Have you ever wondered what the rules of UNO should be? Well Alyssa has answers for you. Hailing from Ewa Beach, Hawaii, this Spanish minor is a ninja on the field. Not only can she slice you with her origami paper stars, but she also whips up star baskets and cranes regularly in her Spanish classes. “Origami is all about muscle memory,” says Alyssa upon being asked about her talents. While she did not mention her undeniable surfing skills in her interview, she did say that she is currently “riding the wave of wanting to do a double major,” although she changes her mind every day. When she’s not tearing up the field, you can find her bouncing on the indoor trampoline at CANOE, though she admitted that with the onset of the cold Minnesota weather, she’d rather be “at home… underwater… within the coral reefs.” (Us, too, Alyssa.) Alyssa is a “firm believer that all you need in life is confidence and connections,” which, according to Galinda (see 2003 musical “Wicked”), would make her a great dictator, but we know Alyssa would never use her exuberant personality to take advantage of others… Spotify, whose algorithm Alyssa claims knows more about her music taste than she does, would describe her musical vibe as “floaty” and “smooth.” We’d like to close by wishing her the best of luck in becoming “part of a girl gang that wreaks havoc on the world.” (Eclipse is a great place to start!)
P.S. Alyssa would like to add “Hi, Mom and Dad”
P.P.S. We hope we wrote something that your “parents would be proud to read”
P.S. Alyssa would like to add “Hi, Mom and Dad”
P.P.S. We hope we wrote something that your “parents would be proud to read”